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John Wick: Chapter 2

*Spoilers everywhere* Before we go any further, I just have to say: the dog does not die! I wanted to put that out there in case anyone was avoiding this film in fear of puppycide. I can't even watch the first movie without fast-forwarding through that part, just like I made my mom do when watching The Lion King when I was a child. I don't need to see that shit. John Wick: Chapter 2 is the first John Wick , only with less incentive. Seriously, if someone killed my boo-boo, I would bring the roof down on them, their family, and upload all their naked pictures onto the internet. Do not test me! In Chapter 2 , however, his motivation stems from a mark. More specifically, a mark from  Santino D'Antonio (Riccardo Scamario), who is, I have to say, a rather mesmerizing villain. He orders Wick to murder his beloved sister during her coronation  in Rome. The repercussions are immediate. Just as I would bring the roof down on anyone who hurt my puppy, the roof is broug