Have you ever been laying in the hospital covered in your own blood, dying and in pain? Have you ever wondered if this is actually a good time to take a new profile pic? Because girl, you just gave your doctor a boner. Get that phone out and snap away, you hottie! Starring Eric Roberts' teeth, Stalked by My Doctor is the first in what will hopefully be a long and prosperous franchise. There are currently four entire Stalked films, and -don't yell at me- I've only watched two so far. Back-to-back. I started the third, but then my body gave out. True to its title, the plot revolves around a cardiologist who just can't seem to get a girlfriend. This makes him sad, and very angry, but he never gives up. After all, it's not his fault that these women don't see how wonderful he is. He dedicates a lot of time to this endeavor, and spends what we can only assume are hours upon hours on a dating site perusing the local singles. He acquires numerous dates, but fo